dis Auburn make #1 team in all of Kazhistan. Great success. Very niiiice!
Votes: 5
From: josh, tuscaloosa
Posted: 11-17-2006
they just do
Votes: 5
From: Some email i got back in Aug 2005
Posted: 10-03-2006
Only one other school in the NCAA has been put on probation more times.
Votes: 5
From: Some email i got back in Aug 2005
Posted: 10-03-2006
They share a mascot with numerous other college, junior college, high school, junior high and peewee football teams
Votes: 5
From: Some email i got back in Aug 2005
Posted: 10-03-2006
Terry Bowden
Votes: 5
From: Some email i got back in Aug 2005
Posted: 10-03-2006
They're all about "Keep it down home, cuz"
Votes: 4
From: Carnell Cadillac Williams
Posted: 02-04-2008
Dey got me in skool to plae an I got gardjiated wif a sosheology dagree.
Votes: 4
From: bamajam323
Posted: 12-03-2007
there the only s.e.c team to ever go undefeated and not play for the national championship !!!!!!
Votes: 4
From: Joe Richmond, VA
Posted: 11-25-2007
This year was the first time they beat us 6 times in a row! It only took 60 years!
Votes: 4
From: Steve, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 11-12-2007
All they say is,"High Five."! When really, we'll just beat the hell out em for anothr nine years down the line.
Votes: 4
From: Paul - Tuscaloosa
Posted: 10-28-2007
Their in the SEC, they go undefeated and aren't respected enough to get in the BCS title game! Just like Utah, Boise State, or Tulane!
14-0 and they still suck!!!
Votes: 4
From: Big AL T'Town
Posted: 10-21-2007
Auburn sucks because they want to be Alabama. They can't be, and it burns like a tumor. You heard many Auburn fans talk about Auburn football this year? No, all they talk about is how "BAD" Alabama is going to be. We haven't had a coach or a team to fight for lately. It's time to shut their mouths.
Votes: 4
From:
Posted: 10-16-2007
did anyone ever good come out of Auburn............................no
Votes: 4
From: lisa clanton alabama
Posted: 10-15-2007
because they are john deere ridin,cow crap smelling,barely educated dipsticks that roll their own house when they win.duh
Votes: 4
From: Nick Saban, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 09-28-2007
Because when six of their women are in the hot tub it's called "gorillas in the mist"
Votes: 4
From: Jason Gardendale,Alabama
Posted: 09-18-2007
Because Tennessee Sucks and Auburn Swallows! ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Votes: 4
From: roll tide country
Posted: 09-18-2007
because this year tommy tuberville is in love with brandon cox
Votes: 4
From:
Posted: 09-17-2007
they lost to Mississippi State and get mad when people make fun of them for it, and yet they did the same thing to us last year.. How hypocritical.
Votes: 4
From: BAMfan8475
Posted: 09-17-2007
They can take that " thumb " and shove it up there a$$!! ROLL TIDE!!!
Votes: 4
From: Richmond,VA
Posted: 09-16-2007
THEY LOST TO MISS STATE!
Votes: 4
From: AuburnH8tr Montgomery
Posted: 09-10-2007
They just suck...they suck...come on man auburn, i can't even explain it!
Votes: 4
From: NAD
Posted: 09-09-2007
because they can't beat south florida
Votes: 4
From: mike missouri
Posted: 09-02-2007
the trailers. and just because they do!!!!!!!
Votes: 4
From: Jackie, Boaz
Posted: 08-28-2007
They are not Alabama!!!!
Votes: 4
From: Kyle M. Mobile
Posted: 08-25-2007
Because they can't help it...That's why.
Votes: 4
From: I'll Shrink You
Posted: 08-21-2007
Their only purpose in life is to serve as a temporary space filler during the rare down cycle at Bama
Votes: 4
From: Tasha, Anniston, Alabama
Posted: 08-16-2007
U can't tell an Auburn fan until they will a game, and then you can smell the mothballs coming from a mile away. Alabama fans are fans to the death, win or lose. LOYALTY!
Votes: 4
From:
Posted: 08-13-2007
The only good thing about auburn is they are in Alabama!
Votes: 4
From: Jarrod in Chelsea
Posted: 08-09-2007
People's Champs ?? What people?? Who are these people?? Oh, that must be some toothess redneck family in barnsville.
Votes: 4
From: al mdn,ms
Posted: 08-06-2007
because there auburn
Votes: 4
From: Wade cullman,al
Posted: 08-06-2007
Because they went 13-0 and did'nt play in the national championship and there still cryin about it we went undefeated a bunch of times and we dont cry about it roll tide roll
Votes: 4
From:
Posted: 08-04-2007
bc they love balls
Votes: 4
From: drewmorris section alabama
Posted: 08-01-2007
becuase they brag all the time that they beat us every year. we are just letting them catch up. and they just wine alot 2.
Votes: 4
From: Pete Carroll, Los Angeles
Posted: 07-27-2007
Because even when they are undefeated, they still aren't worthy enough to play my highly paid...er, that is...highly touted team for the national title.
Votes: 4
From: Shk RTR
Posted: 07-22-2007
In defeat they are insufferable, in victory they are intolerable.
Votes: 4
From: katie
Posted: 07-10-2007
the town is full of miserable weasels who dont know manners
Votes: 4
From: Marvin, Belgium
Posted: 07-06-2007
They go undefeated and nothing happens
Votes: 4
From: Ecstatic Bama Fan in Anniston, AL
Posted: 07-03-2007
Their band plays "Battle Hymn of the Republic" constantly just because Georgia plays it constantly. I'm not a UGA fan, but they own AU!
Votes: 4
From: gilmore102706 Anniston, AL
Posted: 07-03-2007
Because, come on. They are the barn!!! They deserve their suckiness!
Votes: 4
From: Terry Bowden
Posted: 07-01-2007
Because they fired me!
Votes: 4
From: Bamagirl
Posted: 06-26-2007
Because they're Auburn--that's what they do!!Roll Tide Baby!!
Votes: 4
From: rolltide531 B ham
Posted: 06-22-2007
thats a dumb Q there's like hundreds of reasons
Votes: 4
From: BamaNation.net - Tuscaloosa, AL
Posted: 06-19-2007
Because they are celebrating 50 years since their last national championship :)
Votes: 4
From: kevin alabama
Posted: 06-11-2007
there last national championship was in 1957 nuff said
Votes: 4
From: brett McCalla alabama
Posted: 06-04-2007
they couldnt win a national championship with the 2 best(as much as i h8 to say it)startin runnin backs (ronnie brown and caddilac
Votes: 4
From: Bruce,,Tennessee
Posted: 06-03-2007
Because they are AUBURN!!!!!!
Votes: 4
From:
Posted: 05-22-2007
a confederate racist carried a bird on his shoulders to a game, and the eagle died and everyone was happy ans "war eagle" HEY! bull ****
Votes: 4
From: lori deese texas
Posted: 05-02-2007
even my daughters middle school can figure out what their mascot is hahahaha eni meni mini mo
bamagurl1968
Votes: 4
From: Somewhere
Posted: 05-01-2007
they suck because they take it in the buut. Just like Tennessee. Roll Tide Roll
Votes: 4
From: mr. meaty dic
Posted: 04-30-2007
cause mr. meaty dic says so
Votes: 4
From: Bamagirl14 PELHAM, AL
Posted: 04-07-2007
because they lost to UGA last year
Votes: 4
From: Brad Johnson, Fort Payne
Posted: 04-03-2007
Well, I don't know how any Auburn fan can reasonably contend that their program has been as historically successful as Alabama's. Granted, they've got the best of the Tide these latest years, but UA still leads the all-time series. Hard to say you're better than a team who's beaten you more than you've beaten them.
Votes: 4
From: Good Ole' Boy from VA
Posted: 03-27-2007
We have 12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, 53 Bowl Appearences, Nick Saban, and The Bear!
Votes: 4
From: Dirty Ben, Maryland
Posted: 03-27-2007
Auburn is a cow college
Votes: 4
From: Tim McAnally
Posted: 02-23-2007
Who has a name like tuberville?It sounds more like tuberware to me.
Votes: 4
From: Zach, Alabama
Posted: 02-19-2007
Because Brandon "Likes" Cox...
Votes: 4
From: Pat Dye
Posted: 02-14-2007
Because no matter their own record they are STILL more concerned with Alabama...
Votes: 4
From: Neal
Posted: 02-09-2007
They toilet paper their own school
Votes: 4
From:
Posted: 02-09-2007
They toilet paper their own school. Also all the girls are flat chested with hairy toes.
Votes: 4
From: DALE FROM AWBARN
Posted: 02-06-2007
Because they're the ugly little redheaded step child suffering from little man's syndrome!
http://www.myspace.com/awbarnuniversity
Votes: 4
From: james, nowere
Posted: 02-03-2007
they suck tits.
Votes: 4
From: Adam Weaver, MS
Posted: 01-27-2007
they lick "zebra" rectum
Votes: 4
From: Thomas Tuscumbia
Posted: 01-22-2007
Their way of having fun is getting drunk and riding tractors. The students live in mobile homes and they are low class. They need to come to T-Town and see what they are missing. Like apartments,cars and also how to party!
Votes: 4
From: michael tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-22-2007
Auburn sucks cuz they are not alabama, they will always be considered second rate no matter how "good" they think their football team is
Votes: 4
From: BAMAFANMANS
Posted: 01-22-2007
Because they dont have a kick azz website like this one to make fun of their rival. Also they dont have Nick SAVIOR... BAMA IS BACK! WE'RE BALLIN' BABY!
Votes: 4
From: jimbo prattville
Posted: 01-18-2007
cow tipping thats mean and then take advanage of the unwilling cow
Votes: 4
From: paul huntsville alabama
Posted: 01-17-2007
because tigers and eagles die sooner or later but the tide........the tide rolls on for ever!!!!!!!!
Votes: 4
From: Felicia
Posted: 01-14-2007
Hey Auburn ... Got 12?
WE DO !!! Roll Tide !!!
Votes: 4
From: michael, mobile, al
Posted: 01-08-2007
they're qb takes his last name up the a** from his boyfriend, johnny peenice
Votes: 4
From: tide fan
Posted: 01-06-2007
they are losers
Votes: 4
From: tiffany valley al
Posted: 01-06-2007
they do not have nick saban
Votes: 4
From: Brandon Cox, Auburn, AL
Posted: 01-05-2007
Because they blame me for the Georgia beating.
Votes: 4
From: Neal, Memphis
Posted: 01-04-2007
my ex girlfriend goes there!
Votes: 4
From: Leland, Auburn (HELP!)
Posted: 01-04-2007
they toilet paper their campus when they win and wonder why they are treated like Number 2.
Votes: 4
From: Richard from Bham
Posted: 01-04-2007
Because they are not Alabama. Try as they might, they are not now, and will never be Alabama.
Votes: 4
From: Dragoon
Posted: 12-24-2006
Because they're still trying to make cow patties into edible food products!!
Votes: 4
From: MRB
Posted: 12-15-2006
they just suck ass
Votes: 4
From: Roll ON
Posted: 11-27-2006
They are all aubers!
goobers from auburn.
Votes: 4
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
they make that poor eagle fly around in front of 80,000 drunks about 7 times a year.
Votes: 4
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
all the Auburn highlight videos are from past Iron Bowl games, b/c the pinnacle of Auburn's past is beating Bama.
Votes: 4
From: Columbus
Posted: 11-20-2006
carnell williams got his degree at auburn. No he got a piece of paper.
Votes: 4
From: Some email i got back in Aug 2005
Posted: 10-03-2006
They call the 1989 Alabama game "The Mountain Top," instead of using
that title for a championship game.
Votes: 4
From: Some email i got back in Aug 2005
Posted: 10-03-2006
Probations
Votes: 4
From: Some email i got back in Aug 2005
Posted: 10-03-2006
Again, it is throwing a parade for finishing second
Votes: 3
From: maura OH-IO
Posted: 09-10-2009
because my boyfriend went to school there and cheated on me 3 times when he went home to visit! stay classy, auburn....
Votes: 3
From: roll gators
Posted: 01-17-2009
because they won 3-2 over mississippi st.
that's a baseball score
Votes: 3
From: Bama93 From Fort Payne
Posted: 12-02-2008
36 - 0
Questions?
Votes: 3
From: Mikee Shula
Posted: 12-01-2008
they got me fired
Votes: 3
From: Leslie tuscaloosa
Posted: 11-19-2008
The thumb? seriously? yea...nuff said!
Votes: 3
From: jamar t-town
Posted: 11-10-2008
because there aurburn
Votes: 3
From: Some ole guy from Georgia
Posted: 11-09-2008
ALL of their fans are bandwagon fans
Votes: 3
From: 1LoudTideFan
Posted: 11-01-2008
Because they will never be as good as BAMA has ever been!!!
Votes: 3
From: brett , a-town
Posted: 10-25-2008
because they say they're better than us but can only come up with 1 title to our 12
Votes: 3
From: j cain
Posted: 10-23-2008
Auburn sucks so much that their mascot should be a vacuum cleaner.
Votes: 3
From: Bama Diva T-Town
Posted: 06-20-2008
because if AU was the only team this state had, then we would have nothing to be proud of :(
Dixies football pride is the Crimson Tide!
Votes: 3
From: bamadawg95
Posted: 05-16-2008
They can't decide if they are the Auburn Tigers or Eagles!
Votes: 3
From: bamadawg95
Posted: 05-16-2008
Because they don't have a history anywhere close to Alabama's!
Votes: 3
From: bamaboy96
Posted: 04-29-2008
What the hell is a War Eagle?
Votes: 3
From: I_Hate_Auburn
Posted: 03-31-2008
Becuase they thinkthey are better than everyone else and STILL get their asses pounded
Votes: 3
From: Abbey in Jasper, AL
Posted: 02-05-2008
They thrive of the fact that they beat us 6 years in a roll. They do that becuase they are trying to hide the fact that they have nothing else to be proud of. I mean, don't they have like 1 national title?
PATHETIC! The Tide will always be the true winners! SUCK ON THAT, TIGERS! ROLL TIDE!
Votes: 3
From: TidalSurge, Mobile
Posted: 02-05-2008
They're Auburn..That's all that needs to be said..
Votes: 3
From: marc
Posted: 02-04-2008
They are auburn.
Votes: 3
From: randy hester , russellville al
Posted: 12-14-2007
well first there town really sucks ive been there i know . second there fans love um when they win and hate um when they lose thats just not a true fan . third at the games they sang living on a pray which is a really ***edited*** song . theres my points ROLL TIDE and 12 haha they have 1
Votes: 3
From: Cooper CRIMSON TIDE COUNTRY!!!
Posted: 12-09-2007
Because they actually hired Terry Bowden
Votes: 3
From: Steve Birmingham
Posted: 12-09-2007
Cause there coach has Huge ears.
Votes: 3
From: cHARLES
Posted: 11-24-2007
i KNOW WHAT THEY CAN DO WITH THE OTHER HAND
Votes: 3
From: jay
Posted: 11-22-2007
beacause their not getting star jackson
Votes: 3
From: JOSEPH
Posted: 11-13-2007
BECAUSE THEY HATE ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THEY CAN'T BEAT ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Votes: 3
From: Tommy Tuberville, Auburn AL
Posted: 11-11-2007
we can't make kool-aid...we just can't seem to make it to the sugar bowl...
Votes: 3
From: EDGAR ,GA
Posted: 10-19-2007
BECAUSE THEY JUST DO!
Votes: 3
From: TYRONE SANCHEZ,, COMPTON
Posted: 10-19-2007
BECAUSE GALLOP LIKES THEM AND HES ***edited***!!!!!!
Votes: 3
From: mikey
Posted: 10-16-2007
BOOMER SOONER
Votes: 3
From:
Posted: 10-16-2007
you guys are wrong Auburn is very cool and are good at football and their cheerleaders are smoken hot
Votes: 3
From: Josh Hagler FL
Posted: 10-04-2007
because they suck ***edited***s!
Votes: 3
From: Zane P. Boaz AL.
Posted: 09-23-2007
They say 'fear the thumb'....at least one win!!!!
Votes: 3
From: Zane P.,boaz Alabama
Posted: 09-23-2007
They lost to Mississipi State!!!!
Votes: 3
From: WEGOT12 - Mobile, AL
Posted: 09-21-2007
Because they think 5 in a row is so grand. Nevermind the fact
UofA has 9 in a row. Oh, and because Tubby looks like Mr. Rogers.
Votes: 3
From: jonathan bamaland
Posted: 09-19-2007
they lost to south florida and mississippi state
Votes: 3
From: Lyn, Ivey, GA
Posted: 09-16-2007
Beacuse they are Auburn?!!
Votes: 3
From: bamahead
Posted: 09-09-2007
The USF Bulls Gave 'Em the Horns!!!
Votes: 3
From: Justin Baton Rouge
Posted: 09-09-2007
they harbor terrorists
Votes: 3
From: josh alabama
Posted: 09-08-2007
because they lost to south florida
Votes: 3
From: everyone
Posted: 09-08-2007
Cox sux!! ugly cheerleaders!! and they dont understand real football! he he
Votes: 3
From: Richmond, VA
Posted: 09-06-2007
Tuberville and Fulmer are FAGS
Votes: 3
From: craig jackson county
Posted: 09-04-2007
Because they almost got their ass handed to them by kansas state
Votes: 3
From: Salsa from Auburn
Posted: 09-03-2007
Two Words - Brandon Cox
Two More - Al Borges
Votes: 3
From: Kayla Ashville,Ala.
Posted: 09-01-2007
They wear orange and blue...need i say more?
Votes: 3
From: Suzanne - Fortson, GA
Posted: 08-28-2007
They don't bathe
Votes: 3
From: Bill L.
Posted: 08-26-2007
Auburn in Websters Dictionary: Pronunciation: (")Ah(l)-Barn
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin auburnitus, from au- + burnitus
1 : having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write
2 a : showing or marked by a lack of familiarity with language and literature b : violating approved patterns of speaking or writing
3 : showing or marked by a lack of acquaintance with the fundamentals of a particular field of knowledge
synonym see IGNORANT
Votes: 3
From: Bill L. Huntsville
Posted: 08-26-2007
They can't win a national championship if you spot them 10 games.
Votes: 3
From: bamabunny
Posted: 08-21-2007
Because Auburn fans wear jean shorts!(with respect to Clay Travis)
Votes: 3
From: Robert E. Lee Rules
Posted: 08-07-2007
Auburn alumni wish they were us.
Votes: 3
From: Mike K in Montgomery
Posted: 08-06-2007
Because they'd still be Alabama Polytechnical if their recruits could spell it
Votes: 3
From: les corinth ms
Posted: 08-01-2007
they must.... because all the trees lean towards aubarn
Votes: 3
From: RC NE Alabama
Posted: 06-29-2007
Actually, AUBURN stands for
Alabama Usually Beats Us 'Round November.
Votes: 3
From: roll tide fayette al.
Posted: 06-28-2007
half the fans are kids and their cheerleaders can't cheer
Votes: 3
From: Dave Bea Bammer
Posted: 06-28-2007
They gave themselves a trophy called the "Peoples National Championship" after 2004. They have been caught cheating more than anyone else in the SEC. Auburn is a cow college. They are the anti-Bama. They have little brother syndrome.
Votes: 3
From: Anthony E./ calera
Posted: 06-27-2007
flordia hasn't fallen off into the ocean yet
Votes: 3
From: UGA
Posted: 06-26-2007
they copy traditions from other schools: EI: stole the idea of naming their stadium right after florida named theirs the swamp. and llocking arms and wallking out ion the field after UGA. and one of their fight songs from LSU
Votes: 3
From: rolltide531 B ham
Posted: 06-22-2007
well they do i mean it was ment to hapen
Votes: 3
From: david cox the bigist fan of the auburnever
Posted: 06-22-2007
because they take strarodes and oh oops im and aubrun fam i mean fan
Votes: 3
From: cool man up the street b ham Alabama
Posted: 06-22-2007
because the way they compare there themselvs to us is we have 12 titles they have been on probation 12 times
Votes: 3
From: Bobby Bowden, Tallahasse
Posted: 05-05-2007
Because those bastards ran my son out of town
Votes: 3
From: Tiger Eater alabama
Posted: 04-30-2007
If i had a dollar 4 every Brain they dont have ide have 46 1/2 dollars { not making fun of midgets} Fuck AU!!!!!!! ***edited*** Tubby! Jb Closner DaWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! AW! AW!!! Du DAwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Tyrone prothro beat ur ass with a broken leg bitches! ***edited***
Votes: 3
From: JOHN BOY
Posted: 04-17-2007
because when auburn loses they lose by more then 16.
Votes: 3
From: Aaron columbus,ms
Posted: 03-29-2007
Auburn just suck in all kind of ways I could type all day about them sucking I know there cheerleaders suck real well!
Votes: 3
From: Jeff Foxworthy
Posted: 03-27-2007
Auburn fans go to family reunions to meet women.
Votes: 3
From: GIANNA
Posted: 03-06-2007
aubur ppl are just alabamka wanna bes and they think that beating bama 5 times equals twelve national championships!!!! hahahahahhahahahahhaha they are losers who will never live up to us!! ya baby ROLL TIDE!!!
Votes: 3
From: redneck
Posted: 02-23-2007
auburn suck because their best runnin back ever dont know wich way to run...and cause tubby has a big nose......
Votes: 3
From: lauren al
Posted: 02-16-2007
i think auburn is very good and i dont know why yall waste your time making this kind of website
